In our fantasy world, we never have to eat rice and beans the last week of every month because we blew half our grocery budget on a killer new handbag. Our hair is always as perfect as Kate Middleton’s, and never frizzes out when it rains. Our St. Patrick’s Day plans involve Cillian Murphy in a tuxedo and us in this Badgley Mischka Platinum Label Emerald Tiered Silk Strapless Gown, not cheap green beer, drunk frat boys asking if we want to kiss their Blarney Stones, and a raging hangover.  Available at bluefly.com for only $357