It’s the time of year when we begin seeking out the warmest, comfiest threads we can find, which is why we’re currently lusting over the Elgar Cowl Neck Pullover. This prize sports a gorgeously slouchy style in ultra-comfortable cotton – and in a thankfully more stylish form than our usual cheap-and-nasty hoodies. Available at allsaints.com for only $130
There’s a naughty Victorian schoolmistress in all of us just waiting for her chance to get out. No? Just us? To hell with it – we’ll engage in our ruler-slapping fantasies with this Grey Textured Peplum Jacket, which looks like it was tailor-made to fit over a hobble skirt and sensible black shoes. Available at dorothyperkins.com for only $79
Animal prints have been sassy since the Stone Age. We’re grateful that nowadays, however, we don’t have to club jackals to death in order to enjoy them. This Leopard Kimono is a lightweight, animal-free bit of style we can happily get behind. Available at unifclothing.com for only $90
What’s the point of having a tan if you can’t show it off? Since prancing around in a bikini anywhere other than the pool or the beach is frowned upon, may we recommend the Ainsley Lola Dress ? Everyone will know how hard you’ve worked at your bronzed body. Or rather, how many hours you’ve spent on your stomach reading People magazine. Available at ainsleyny.com for only $275
Someone needs to ask us to the ball. Well, first someone needs to have a ball. Then we need to be asked to it, so that we can have an excuse to wear this Black Lace Floor Length Ball Gown with Sleeves )and feel like the Disney princess we know we are on the inside. Available at millybride.com for only $249
In our fantasy world, we never have to eat rice and beans the last week of every month because we blew half our grocery budget on a killer new handbag. Our hair is always as perfect as Kate Middleton’s, and never frizzes out when it rains. Our St. Patrick’s Day plans involve Cillian Murphy in a tuxedo and us in this Badgley Mischka Platinum Label Emerald Tiered Silk Strapless Gown, not cheap green beer, drunk frat boys asking if we want to kiss their Blarney Stones, and a raging hangover. Available at bluefly.com for only $357
We’re just a smidge less bold than this model, so you’ll find us donning leggings with our Steven Alan Classic Shirt Dress , but other than that difference we’ll look about the same – relaxed, comfortable and cool as sh*t. Available at needsupply.com for only $198
We’ve been in the market for a sexy sheath dress for a while now. We like the Zara Asymmetrical Hem Dress because it’s got a loose fit but flatters our figures by cinching in our waists with the wraparound leather belt. The dress also has a cute hemline, showing off our legs in the front and dipping in the back. We’re kinda thinking of pairing it with cowboy boots. Available at zara.com for only $60
We’ve got a whole lot of boob action going on, and we’ve never met a strapless bra that could harness the ladies, which made wearing formal dresses nearly impossible. Now that we’ve got the Wonderfully Wearable One-Shoulder Bra we can actually go out in public without having to worry about our sweater puppies jumping out and poking someone in the eye. It doesn’t provide any lift, but that’s what a well made dress is for. It simply keeps the ladies on our chest where they belong instead of in our soup bowl. Again. Available at modcloth.com for only $15
Who knew you could look fantabulous and be super comfy while you run your Saturday morning errands? The guys at the grocery store, liquor store, and car dealership won’t be able to take their eyes off you when you’re in the White House Black Market Strapless Ruffle Jumpsuit . Let them stare…. Available at whitehouseblackmarket.com for only $138
