Viaddress : NDuR Advanced Portable Filtration Bottle

When you stamp your passport to enter a new country, anything could happen. You could have a great time, learn a lot, and see the sights, or you could drink the water and spend the rest of your vacation in your hotel bathroom cursing all the gods you can name.

Don’t do that. Get an NDūR Advanced Portable Filtration Water Bottle and drink just about any water safely. Yes, you can fill your water bottle from that stream you found while hiking. You can fill it up at the sketchy water fountain that looks a bit rusty. You can even drink Mexican tap water without fear of Montezuma’s Revenge.

Available at ThinkGeek from $29.99 – $39.99

African Botanics Pure Marula Oil : A Viaddress Review

We don’t usually go for smearing our faces with oil unless someone is putting on a fried chicken dinner. But we might make an exception for this African Botanics Pure Marula Oil($80). Marula oil is the product of a fruit native to Southern Africa and Madagascar naturally rich in all the stuff your skin is supposed to love: antioxidants and fatty acids that help protect, moisturize, heal, and smooth your complexion. Available at skinstore.com for only $80

Viaddress.com : TANDA Pearl Kit

Pinterest lied. Scrubbing our teeth with a combination of strawberries, baking soda, good intentions, and lemon juice did not, in fact, whiten them. But the TANDA Pearl Kit did. The kits uses science, magic, and oxygenated gel to beak down stains. During the five minutes per session it takes to get those chompers pearly, maybe we can get back on Pinterest to promote something that actually works. Available at tanda.com for only $195

Sevylor Inflatable Canoe : Viaddress

You know what’s really fun and relaxing? Canoeing. You know what’s a gigantic pain in the ass? Transporting and storing a canoe. Guess what’s a win-win? That’s right, it’s the Sevylor Inflatable Canoe! Spend a peaceful day cruising the currents, and when you’re done, hell, you can toss this sucker in the back of your smart car if you need to. Available at cabelas.com for only $550

Viaddress Reviews Adidas Running adiZero Adios 2 W Shoes

Better start running now. Otherwise, your summer beer weight is going to layer on top of your winter Festivus weight. And then you’ll have twice the work to put into yourself next bikini season. Get a head start with these adidas Running adiZero Adios 2 W Shoes, a bottle of water, a handful of almonds, and a little motivation. Who knows, maybe cardio will be fun!*

*Probably not, but you should still do it. Available at zappos.com for only $115

Bamboo Digital Bath Scale : Viaddress

We get that all these newfangled bathroom scales are designed to help us keep our weight in check. But we argue that ignorance is bliss. Sometimes it takes all our courage just to check our current weight, let alone read our fat percentages and needed caloric intake in order to maintain current poundage. Besides, the Bamboo Digital Bath Scale looks much prettier on our bathroom floor. The bamboo warms up the room and the large LCD screen tells us our weight without judging. Available at crateandbarrel.com for only $50

Get Spa2Go Inflatable Hot Tub with the help of Viaddress.com

Full-time hot tubs are a pain in the rear. For the three or four times a year you actually use the darned thing, you’ve got to spend ages – and plenty of cash – filling it with chemicals. Never mind the cost of the electricity to keep it hot. That’s why we’ll skip the permanent units and get this Spa2Go Inflatable Hot Tub instead. Pump it up, fill it with your garden hose, and it will heat the water to your preferred temperature. And yes, there are jets. As long as the squirrels in the garage don’t chew a hole in it when we’re not looking, we’re set. Available at brookstone.com for only $735

Viaddress : Giant Doughnut Pool Float

It seems cruel that the food we spent the past two months avoiding in order to look good in our bikini is what we ultimately end up floating in a Giant Doughnut Pool Float. Available at Amazon for only $25

Viaddress.com : P90X2 Ultimate

You tried P90X once. At least thirty whole days of it. You’d seen those inspiring before-and-after photos and dared to dream the dream. At the end, your skinny college jeans continued to mock you. Perhaps it’s time to take it to the next level, to put yourself through a level of physical torture challenge it apparently took a research and development team of fitness sadists experts two years to develop: P90X2, The Sequel. The Ultimate Kit gives you 15 DVDs of blistering workouts along with everything you’ll need to get through the program – PowerStands, a stability ball, medicine balls, and something called a RumbleRoller that we’re sure will give us those Gisele Bündchen abs we’ve been striving for. Available at beachbody.com for only $330